This is just the best. 

I’m not a fan of horror, but somehow got a wild hair up my ass to watch American Horror Story. My plan if it gets too scary is binge watch Connie Britton as Tami Taylor and everything will be ok.

I’m not a fan of horror, but somehow got a wild hair up my ass to watch American Horror Story.

My plan if it gets too scary is binge watch Connie Britton as Tami Taylor and everything will be ok.

(Source: kit-datasswalker)

So. Freakin. Good.

Alternatively captioned…So. Many. Halloween. Costumes.

Amazing the difference a day makes.

It’s been a real shit week around here. Yesterday I wanted nothing more than to just go back to bed, pull the covers over my head and not emerge for at least a week.

Slept in a cold house resulting in a fabulous night’s sleep, woke up to a rainy fall-like morning, wearing my new black midi skirt that was just not quite appropriate for summer wear and scored a pump of pumpkin spice in my iced coffee this morning. 

On a related note, Fall is almost here! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

Last night poor Tibs caught his back leg in between the radiator grates (second time, we are making covers).

In my attempt to help him out, Tibs bit me, resulting in a nasty, bleeding laceration. Antibiotics, tetanus shot, a good cleaning and a heavy amount of steri strips for me.

Tibs has been a bit lackluster all day. Nate cheered him (and me) up with a bag ride around the house. Tears streaming down my face from laughter, and a cat who wanted nothing more than to joyride around the house.

Life is good.

Slim! Tonight! So excited!

(Source: Spotify)

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I’ve made friends with the Stanley Hotel. Cinnamon taffy delivery earns them an A+ for wooing.

I’ve made friends with the Stanley Hotel. Cinnamon taffy delivery earns them an A+ for wooing.

Dog is my co-pilot.

Dog is my co-pilot.

Tibs smacked the ass end of a bee this morning. Poor guy and his puffy paw.

Tibs smacked the ass end of a bee this morning. Poor guy and his puffy paw.

2 Blue Ribbons this year!

Grandma Wilma is going to be so proud!

My brother was bit by a bat last night. He spent the evening at the Greeley hospital getting rabies treatment.

How soon is too soon for superhero origin jokes?

An excellent day for pie making!

A Denver County Fair Blue Ribbon is coming home with me this year!

An excellent day for pie making!

A Denver County Fair Blue Ribbon is coming home with me this year!

Well this is just perfect.

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